"I'll get the cards."
"Within reason,"
"Pfft. is there anything unreasonable between us anymore?"
"Do you want to give Mark a blow job?"
"Within reason is good,"
"Yep, within reason,"
"Alright. What the fuck is going on?"
"Why, whatever do you mean, dear."
"When the hell did the two of you get so good at poker?!?"
"We had a lot of time to practice on the road during our case prep."
"Unbelievable."
"Nope. it's completely, totally believable."
"Deal the cards, Tom."
"Unfuckingreal."
"Booooo. All these tits out and you're not even hard yet!?!"
"I guess Maya isn't on his mind tonight."
"Ha...ha...ha. You're going to pay for that."
"Are you going to punish me now, dear?"
"You're sitting out the next hand."
"And what will I be doing?"
"On your knees, my lovely wife. Suck my cock until the next hand is over."
"Yes....dear."
"Ohhhhh. I don't know that I thought this through very well."
"I'm impressed. Or maybe I'm losing my touch."
"No chance. It took everything in me to keep it together. You were incredible as always."
"Fuck yeah she is. On that drive up to Vail she had me finished off so fast it was embarrassing."
"It's a gift."
"You know. We're all naked now, and, um, we kind of know where this is going. We could move somewhere a bit more comfortable and forget the rest of the game."
"Let's take one or two more spins around the table. I'm in the mood for some payback."
"Put your legs up on the table and play with yourself until the next hand is over."
"No fair that I don't get to play."
"Oh, you'd better play."
"I meant the game, smarty pants."
"So did I. You're in on the next hand, Lisa. Good luck not finishing last again."
"Oooh, Mark. You're asking for trouble tonight."
"Your dear wife needs some relief, Tommy. You're out this hand. Get down there and finish her off."
"I've never been so turned on and so frustrated in my life. And I lost again!"
"Lisa, you're out this hand."
"Oh, thank God. Please let me cum again!"
"Guess we'll see how it all goes. Lay down on the table."
"Huh?"
"On your back," I said. "Lay down. You're our table for the next hand."
"I see. I'm to be used? And how would you like me, Mark?"
"Well it's Tom's deal, so how about you put your legs down here by me. Perfect."
"Hmmm. I think I'll take....two cards."
"Ohhhhhhhh fuck."
"Here you go. Nikki?"
"Let's see. I guess I'll take. Three for me, please."
"Oh my Gooooooood. You're all driving me crazy."
"And I'll take one. Whoops. I should get that."
"Game over. Somebody had better fuck me right the fuck now."
"I was really enjoying that blow job before you started barking orders."
"Is that a fact."
"You three are so fucking sexy together. Hoooooly fucking shit."
"Fuck, you guys, I'm gonna cum so hard just from watching you three fuck. Do you want us to cum, Lisa? You want me to cum while our husbands fuck you?"
"Mmmm hmmm."
"Yessssssss. You want that? You want them to cum inside you, too?"
"MMMMM HMMMM."
"Oh fuck, yeah, you bad girl. I'm gonna cum so fucking hard while I watch Mark fill your little pussy and Tom cum down your slutty throat."
"MMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMM!!!"
"Holy fuck, Lisa."
"Babe, I'm gonna fucking cum."
"Hooooolyyyyyy shiiiiittttt fuuuuuuck!!!"
"Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!"
"HOLY FUCK!"
"MMMMMMMMMMMM!"
"Mmmmm. A little of you, a little of Lisa."
"You're amazing."
"Me? You people fucking used me, and I loved every damn minute. Holy shit that was intense."
"It sure looked like a lot of fun. I have to say I'm a bit jealous."
"Give us some time. I think we'd be happy to use you, too."
"That's OK. I never said I didn't enjoy myself. That was hot. Besides, I have something else in mind for me later this week."
"Of course you do. Always a plan."
"Would you want it any other way?"
"Never."
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"This. Is. A. Blast. I can't remember ever getting a day like this up here before."
"Great company, too."
"So, have you fully recovered from last night?"
"Holy shit. That was so much fun. I mean, it's not like it was the first time I've had both of your dicks in me at the same time..."
"...But everything before, too, with you three teasing me on the table like that? I don't know if I've ever been so turned on."
"I think everyone had a good time, well, using you, I guess. By the way, any idea what Nikki's up to with this plan of hers?"
"Oh, Mark. You should know by now. A girl never kisses and tells."
"Wait...what?"
"Glad we're not leaving tonight."
"Accident?"
"Probably."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, who's phone is that? Nikki! You know the rules."
"Oh, shush. I only have a handful of contacts approved to get by my 'Do Not Disturb.' Most of them are already in the kitchen.....hmmm. Hey, everything OK?"
"Oh, that's terrible," and an "that sounds awful" and an "well, you couldn't have possibly known either" and an "absolutely, we have plenty of space."
"Supposedly the road will be back open sometime tonight. but it's already been such a long day..."
"Of course they can crash here. What an awful day for them! Was anyone hurt in the avalanche?"
"Doesn't sound like it."
"Who needs wine."
"Oh my God, you're life savers, in more ways than one,"
"I think if I had to look at the inside of our car for another minute, I'd vomit. Thank you all so, so much."
"Don't mention it."
"Alright. We have someone else who doesn't speak their language. Maya, welcome to our support group."
"Oh, Maya, remember when I got a hard-on while you were massaging me? Yeah, sorry about that, but I was daydreaming about fucking my best friend's wife in the ass, and hearing about my wife fucking my best friend in Vail!"
"Wait, there's a hot tub? You didn't say anything about a hot tub!"
"The four of us were planning to hop in tonight. Would you two like to join,"
"We're in. That sounds absolutely perfect after this disaster of a day."
"Great. We'll get changed and leave you two to do the same. Feel free to use the bathroom, or just change out here. Shout when you're ready and we'll be out."
"Nikki what the fuck?!?"
"Dear husband, whatever might the problem be?"
"Don't you dare. You know damn well this is a bad idea."
"Are you afraid you're going to lose control of yourself when you see Maya in her swimwear?"
"Why do you seem to take such joy in tormenting me?"
"Simple. It's because I do."
"ready"
"Ohhhhhh, my Gooooood. This is perfect. I can already feel the stress melting away."
"Glad we could help."
"This place is so pretty. We did the resort hot tub on Tuesday night and..."
"...Never again. The whole strangers-in-a-hot-tub thing was weird."
"Plus they put the hot tubs right by the south lift station. Not exactly a relaxing environment."
"Definitely not. This, though..."
"It's perfect."
"Let's play a game."
"Ummmm, ok."
"Sorry. We're game people. If you're going to hang with us, you've got to play."
"We love games. Come on, Maya. You were queen of 'Never Have I Ever' in college."
"Oh, I haven't played that in years. That will be a fun ice breaker. We can all get to know each other a bit better."
"Don't you think so, dear."
"This sounds like a great idea. I'll go first. Never have I ever broken a bone on the slopes."
"You just totally jinxed yourself for tomorrow, by the way."
"College. I was trying to do something dumb, and was drunk, and it turns out those things don't mix with skiing."
"Three years ago. Some jackass clipped me. I was lucky to only break my arm."
"My turn. Let's see...."
"Never have I ever been overseas."
"Never have I ever been in love."
"been to a sporting event."
"One day it just kind of clicked."
"I think we'd both just dumped another set of losers and were going on about how much they sucked, and 'Why can't we find someone who is this, or that,' and it sort of dawned on us both that those things we were looking for in other people were right there in each other,"
"Again?"
"Alright. Never have I ever...thought I locked myself out of my apartment and my car, so I sat in the rain for an hour until my boyfriend showed up, only to find the front door was open the whole time."
"You just love reminiscing about the past, don't you, dear."
"OK, OK. My turn....never have I ever....seen Mark's dick."
"Fuck! Nikki!?!"
"Well, at least this is a chance to clear the air a bit. Maya, again, I am so, so sorry."
"Mark, please. I told you before, it happens. It was totally innocent. It's fine."
"Yeah,but now you're among friends. Be honest. Does it really happen? Is it really fine?"
"Yes, it happens, and yes, it's fine, but...the guys it happens to generally fall into a few different categories."
"This will be interesting."
"First are the guys like Mark, who don't even realize it's happening. I always feel bad for them. I mean, sometimes it just can't be helped."
"Then there are the guys who it happens to and it may have started out innocent enough, but then they have 'suggestions' on how to take care of the problem."
"Men are pigs. Present company excluded...sort of."
"Hey!"
"And then there are the guys who think that's part of the experience. They aren't there for a treatment, they're there because they think the whole thing is sexual and I'm going to service them."
"That's awful. How do you deal with that?"
"Oh, believe me, most of my clients are great. The ones who come in thinking they're gonna get laid, well, they probably leave with more muscular problems than they came in with, and then I just never see them again. Those few rotten apples aside, I really do love my job."
"And she is so, so very talented. Right, Mark?"
"Right. Best massage I've had in my life, Maya. You're supremely talented."
"You're sweet, Mark. Thank you."
"I guess I'm up. Let's see....never have I ever....had a threesome."
"Wow, nobody drinking on that one, huh? Bunch of freaks in here."
"Z, you're terrible! Why? Why go there."
"A few reasons."
"If nothing else, after Nikki and Mark were just put through the wringer, I thought it was only fair to do the same to us. They don't know any of our embarrassing stories - at least not yet - so it was up to us to give up something more revealing, and lord knows you weren't going to do it."
"You're right. I probably wouldn't have started talking about one of our threesomes. I'm the weirdo here, right?"
"Go on."
"Nikki obviously didn't. Neither did Mark. Those make sense. Tom, even, could be easily excused. Maybe they go to the gym together or something. And then there's Lisa. Now, you've been friends for a while, and vacationing in the same cabin, accidents could happen. So it may all just be completely innocent. But then you add that together with Mark's hard-on..."
"...and the fact he and Lisa were spending the weekend together, by themselves, in the Springs, while Nikki just stayed home? I don't know Tom well, but I know Nikki well enough that she'd never choose to sit at home by herself like that unless she was deathly ill. That never sat quite right with me."
"That's not nearly enough."
"No, it's not. But then there was that black, lace thong hanging in the bathroom. Couples go on trips all of the time, but leaving the sexy underwear in the shared bathroom? That's a different level of comfort."
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"Well. Time to take this party inside? We'll get dressed and then get that fire going good and hot."
"Just give a shout when you two are decent."
"So."
"Yes, dear?"
"Really? Nikki. What the fuck?"
"What's wrong, Mark?"
"What's wrong? Um, I don't know where to start. How about with your thong hanging in the bathroom?"
"I planned to put it on tonight. I must have forgotten it."
"Bullshit."
"Are you really angry?"
"Of course I am. Actually, I don't know what I am, Nikki. Seriously, what's going on here? It sure seems like Zoe and Maya have pieced it all together that the four of us are...are...are whatever the hell we are."
"Fucking?"
"This is your colleague, Nikki. You work with Zoe. Aren't you worried about her figuring out our...our...relationship with Lisa and Tommy?"
"Not a bit."
"And may I ask why?"
"Because she's known about it for months."
"What?!?"
"She just laid it all out there for us, Mark. Zoe's had her suspicions since she ran into you two on the street that day. Then she spent a lot of time with us on the case. Lisa and I aren't flaunting it or anything. We're careful. But when you have the kind of relationship we have with each other, you can't hide it all from discerning eyes. There are signs most people would ignore, but I told you, Zoe's sharp. She's in that tenth of a percent who see it all."
"Like you."
"Well, just fantastic. Now what do we do?"
"Well, if you'd like, there's two incredibly sexy ladies out there who want to have a very, very good time with the four of us tonight."
"What!?! Nikki, what the fuck? Did you...proposition them?"
"Mark, dear, no, I didn't 'proposition' them. They aren't hookers."
"I only let Zoe and Maya go where they wanted to go. Zoe was the one who brought up threesomes. Zoe could have ignored my panties. Everyone here is making up their own minds."
"Pfft. I don't really feel like I have any control of anything."
"Mark, sit down, please. I love you. You are in complete control. If you don't want to pursue this, we can tell everyone we're going to bed. No harm."
"Really?"
"Really. But if you want to add another crazy chapter to our story, dear, I'm game."
"I fucking love you, and you are completely fucking crazy."
"Yes, yes I am."
"How are you even sure they really want to do this?"
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"We're ready!"
"That's how."
"We opened another couple of bottles of wine. Hope you don't mind."
"Thank you."
"This is always the worst part. So, uh, ground rules?"
"We don't have any, besides obvious shared consent, of course."
"Fun. Neither of us are on the pill anymore," she said with a nod to Maya, "and I'm guessing you two don't have condoms," she flicked her eyes to me and Tom, "so don't cum inside either of us, OK?"
"This is surreal."
"You two seem to have a lot of experience in this area. If you don't mind me saying so."
"We've always been adventurous. Even before we got together in college, there were a lot of times our hookups were happening at the same time in the same room."
"Then after we started dating, well, things just kind of happened, and we went with the flow."
"And once we graduated we realized it wasn't just a college thing. Don't get the wrong idea. It's not like we're bringing random people back to our place to fuck all of the time. But we've had some friends who turned into, well, more."
"Obviously, you all know what we mean."
"Actually. This is kind of new to us."
"You're kidding?"
"You assumed we were wild and crazy swingers. Shame on you, Zoe."
"That's not what I mean. You said you've been friends for a long time and you're all attractive people."
"It took us a while to cross that bridge.I think we're all glad we did, and no regrets on how long it took us to get there. It was our path."
"That's sweet."
"It was actually a game of strip poker that first got us going. We just played last night, in fact."