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I xxx BARen er samlet opskrifter på en række særligt udvalgte drinks etc. De bør kunne leveres af en hvilkensomhelst velassorteret bar enten direkte eller via substituerende produkter.

01   Absolutely horny

Helt og aldeles liderlig

6 cl bananlikør (f.eks. 99 Bananas)
6 cl vodka
6 cl canadisk whisky (f.eks. Crown Royal)
6 cl ferskenlikør (Peach Schnapps)
9 cl tranebær juice
9 cl ananasjuice

Fyld et stort glas godt op med is. Hæld bananlikør, vodka, whisky og ferskenlikør over isen. Top med tranebær- og ananasjuice, rør godt rundt, og servér med det samme.

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02   Anal sex

Baghyler

  • 1 oz Advocaat Liqueur
  • 2 oz Vodka
  • 1 oz Bailey's Irish Cream (alt: irish cream)
  • 1 oz cream
  • 1 tsp brown sugar (alt: sugar)
  • 1 oz port

Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and strain into a white wine glass half filled with ice.

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03   A royal fuck

Et kongeligt knald

  • 1 oz cranberry juice
  • 1 oz peach schnapps
  • 1 oz canadian whiskey

Refreshing, flavorful, and fun, this cocktail is made to be enjoyed anytime. Its crowd-pleasing taste makes it just as good for casual nights in as it is for festive gatherings.
The Royal F**k is a bold and flavorful shot that’s perfect for parties and nights out. Made with a smooth blend of Canadian whisky, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice, this sweet and tangy shooter goes down easy and leaves a lasting impression. Known for its strong yet balanced taste, the Royal F**k is a go-to party shot that’s quick to make and even quicker to enjoy. Whether you're kicking off a fun night or looking for a crowd-pleasing whiskey cocktail, this vibrant red shot is sure to be a hit.

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04   Bartender's wet dream

Bartenderens våde drøm

  • 1,5 cl Grenadine
  • 1,5 cl Kahlua
  • 1,5 cl Bailey's irish cream
  • Flødeskum på toppen

Kom ingredienserne lagdelt i et shotglas og kom en lille smule flødeskum på toppen.

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05   Black pussy

Sort fisse

  • 1 oz Raspberry Liqueur (e.g., Chambord)
  • 1 oz Canadian Whiskey (e.g., Crown Royal)
  • ½ oz Blue Curaçao
  • ½ oz Sour Mix
  • 1 splash 7-Up
  • Garnish: Cherry (optional)

Combine Ingredients: Add the raspberry liqueur, Canadian whiskey, blue curaçao, sour mix, and a splash of 7-Up to a cocktail shaker.
Shake: Fill the shaker with ice and shake well until the mixture is thoroughly chilled.
Strain: Strain the mixture into a glass (a rocks glass or martini glass works well).
Garnish: Add a cherry on top for a decorative touch.
Serve: Enjoy your vibrant and flavorful drink!
Tips for Serving: For a more dramatic presentation, serve in a chilled glass. Adjust the sour mix to taste if you prefer a sweeter or tangier drink. If you want a fizzier version, top the drink with a little extra 7-Up after straining. This bold and colorful cocktail is sure to be a hit at your next gathering! Let me know if you'd like more cocktail recipes or variations.

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06   Blue balls

Blå kugler

  • Blue Curacao
  • Malibu Coconut Rum
  • Peach Schnapps
  • Lemon Juice

Combine all the ingredients
Shake until chill, and strain into your shot glass.

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07   Clit licker

Klit slikker

  • 1 part Butterscotch Schnapps
  • 1 part Tequila Rose

Add both ingredients to a cocktail shaker filled with ice.
Shake well until chilled.
Strain into a large shot glass or rocks glass.
Serve immediately and enjoy.

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08   Cock tease

Pik sjov

  • 1/4 oz Melon liqueur
  • 1/4 oz Sour Peach Pucker
  • 1/4 oz Triple Sec
  • 1/4 oz Vodka

Combine Ingredients: Add the melon liqueur, Sour Peach Pucker, Triple Sec, and vodka to a cocktail shaker filled with ice.
Shake It Up: Shake well to chill and blend the ingredients.
Strain and Serve: Strain the mixture into a shot glass.
Enjoy: Serve immediately and enjoy this simple yet flavorful shot.

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09   Creamy snatch

Flødefisse

  • 2 part half-and-half (alt: cream)
  • 1 part dekuyper buttershots liqueur (alt: butterscotch liqueur)
  • 1 part Kahlua coffee liqueur (alt: coffee liqueur)
  • ice cubes (alt: ice)

Fill half the glass with ice. Pour in the buttershots first, followed slowly by the kahlua until you're halfway up the glass. (You can allow yourself to be a little more generous with the Buttershots than with the Kahlua). Pour in the half-and-half last, and stir until mixed completely. Serve cold.

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10   Cum shot

Sperm skud

  • 1 oz amaretto
  • 1 oz baileys (Irish cream)
  • dollop whipped cream
  • Pour the amaretto into a shot glass as the base layer.
  • Slowly pour the Irish cream over the back of a spoon to create a distinct second layer on top of the amaretto.
  • Add a generous dollop of whipped cream on top of the shot to complete the look.
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10   Dark pussy

Mørk fisse

  • ¼ bottle Bitter Beer
  • ⅓ oz Bourbon Whiskey
  • ⅔ oz Coffee Liqueur
  • ⅔ oz Milk
  • ⅓ oz Tonic Water
  • 1 scoop Chocolate Ice Cream

Combine Ingredients: Add the bitter beer, bourbon whiskey, coffee liqueur, milk, tonic water, and chocolate ice cream into a blender.
Blend Well: Blend until smooth and all ingredients are well combined.
Serve: Pour the mixture into a glass and enjoy immediately.

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10   Snatch

Fisse

  • 1.5 oz Homemade vanilla vodka
  • 5 oz Apple juice
  • 0.15 oz Vanilla pods
  • 6 Ice cubes
  • Fill a highball glass to the top with ice cubes
  • Pour in vanilla vodka
  • Top up with apple juice and stir gently
  • Garnish with a vanilla pod
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10   Deep throat

Langt ned i halsen

  • 1⁄2 oz Kahlua
  • 1⁄2 oz vodka
  • whipped cream

Pour Kahlua and vodka into a shot glass.
Top with whipped cream.

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10   Dirty orgasm

Sjofel orgasme

  • 1 part galliano herbal liqueur (alt: herbal liqueur)
  • 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream (alt: irish cream)
  • 1 part orange liqueur

Layer in order.

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10   Dirty sex

Sjofel sex

  • 1/4 oz Madeira
  • 1/4 oz Black Cherry Schnapps
  • 1 1/4 oz Melon Vodka
  • 1 splash Grenadine
  • 1 splash Orange Juice
  • 1 splash Pineapple Juice

Prepare the Glass: Fill a glass with ice.
Mix the Ingredients: Pour in the Madeira, black cherry schnapps, melon vodka, orange juice, and pineapple juice into the glass.
Shake: Shake the mixture well to combine the flavors.
Top and Garnish:Add a splash of grenadine on top and garnish with an orange slice and a cherry.
Serve immediately and enjoy your Dirty Sex cocktail!

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10   Dirty slut

Sjofel tøjte

  • 1.5 oz Vodka
  • 1.0 oz Syrup
  • 0.75 oz Raspberry Fresh Lemon Juice
  • A splash Club Soda
  • Garnish: Fresh raspberry

Add the vodka, raspberry syrup, and lemon juice to a cocktail shaker filled with ice.
Shake vigorously until chilled.
Strain the mixture into a rocks glass filled with fresh ice.
Top with a splash of club soda and garnish with a raspberry.
For a non-alcoholic mocktail version, simply skip the vodka and use 1.5 oz of raspberry syrup instead.

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10   Frozen pussy

Kold fisse

  • 1 oz Irish Cream (e.g., Baileys)
  • 1 oz Strawberry liqueur or Tequila Rose
  • 1-2 scoops Vanilla ice cream
  • Splash of 7-Up
  • Grenadine (for garnish)
  • Ice (if you prefer a lighter, icy slush instead of ice cream)

Blend: Add the Irish cream, strawberry liqueur, and vanilla ice cream to a blender. Toss in a handful of ice cubes if you want it extra frosty.
Pour: Blend until smooth and creamy, then pour the mixture into a highball or hurricane glass.
Garnish: Drizzle grenadine over the top so it sinks through the drink and creates a sweet, marbled look. Drop a cherry on top and serve with a straw!

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10   Fuck me hard

Knep mig hårdt

  • 1/4 oz of Triple Sec
  • 1/4 oz of amaretto almond liqueur (alt: almond liqueur)
  • 1 splash of Cranberry Juice
  • 1 splash of Orange Juice
  • 1/4 oz of Vodka
  • 1/2 oz of raspberry liqueur
  • 1/4 oz of southern comfort peach liqueur (alt: peach liqueur)

Mix everything well and serve over ice.

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10   G-spot

G-punkt

  • ½ oz orange juice
  • 1 oz whiskey
  • ½ oz raspberry liqueur (e.g. Chambord)

Add whiskey, raspberry liqueur, and orange juice in a cocktail shaker with ice.
Shake well until chilled, and strain into a shot glass.

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10   Hard dick

Stiv pik

  • 1 oz gin
  • 1 oz kahlua (coffee liqueur)
  • 1 oz baileys (Irish cream)

Fill an old-fashioned glass with ice.
Pour in the Kahlua, then the gin, and top with Irish cream.
Gently stir for a marbled effect or mix completely for a uniform creamy texture.

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10   Hot lesbian sex

Hed pigesex

  • 1/2 oz of Cherry brandy
  • 1/2 oz of peach brandy
  • 1/2 oz of peach schnapps
  • 1 splash of 151 proof rum (alt: overproof rum

Add equal parts of both brandys and the peach schnapps in a shot glass, top with 151, set fire to it and serve.

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10   Hot pussy

Varm fisse

  • 1/2 oz of Bacardi 151 rum (alt: overproof rum)
  • 3/4 oz of x-rated fusion liqueur (alt: forbidden fruit liqueur)
  • 1 splash of Pineapple Juice

Pour all amounts over ice in shaker, shake, then strain into shot glass!

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10   Juicy pussy

Saftig fisse

  • 1 oz Irish Cream
  • 1 oz Peach Schnapps
  • 4 oz Pineapple Juice
  • Ice (for shaking)

Prepare the Mixing Glass: Add ice to a mixing glass.
Pour in 1 ounce of Irish cream, followed by 1 ounce of peach schnapps, and then add 4 ounces of pineapple juice.
Shake: Shake well until the mixture is chilled and combined.
Strain: Strain the mixture into a shot glass.
Serve: Enjoy your delicious Juicy P*ssy shot!

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10   Leg opener

Ben åbner

  • 1 oz of Brandy
  • 1 oz of Butterscotch Schnapps

Fill a highball glass with ice. Pour brandy over the ice followed by Butterscotch Schnapps.

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10   Leg spreader

Ben spreder

  • 2 oz Spiced Rum
  • 2 oz Peach Schnapps
  • 2 oz Coconut Rum
  • 4 oz Pineapple Juice
  • 1 Maraschino Cherry

Add the spiced rum, peach schnapps, coconut rum and pineapple juice to a shaker filled with ice. Shake well. Pour the contents of the shaker into a tall glass. Garnish with a cherry

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10   Blow job (Liquid sex)

Blow job

  • 1/2 ounce amaretto liqueur
  • 1/5 ounce Irish cream liqueur
  • Whipped cream, to top

Pour the amaretto into a shot glass.
Layer the Irish cream on top of the amaretto by slowly pouring it over a spoon.
Top with the whipped cream without mixing.

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10   Masturbation

Onanering

  • 0.5 oz Irish Cream
  • 0.5 oz White Crème de Cacao
  • 0.5 oz Green Crème de Menthe

Fill a shaker with ice
Add all the ingredients.
Shake well until chilled.
Strain into a shot glass.
Serve and enjoy responsibly!

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10   Big dick in my ass

Stor kæp i min mås

  • 1.5 oz coconut rum
  • 1 oz blue curaçao
  • 1 oz peach schnapps
  • 2 oz pineapple juice
  • 1 oz mango juice
  • Splash of lemon-lime soda (optional, for fizz)
  • Crushed ice

Fill a shaker with crushed ice.
Add coconut rum, blue curaçao, peach schnapps, pineapple juice, and mango juice.
Shake until chilled and lightly frothy.
Strain into a tall glass filled with fresh crushed ice.
Add a splash of lemon-lime soda if desired for a bit of sparkle.
Garnish with a pineapple wedge, cherry, and mint sprig.

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10   Muff diver

Muffe dykker

  • 1 part Kahlua
  • 1 part Amaretto
  • 1 part Irish Cream
  • Whipped Cream

Combine equal parts amaretto, Irish cream, and Kahlúa in a cocktail shaker with ice.
Shake briefly and strain into a shot glass.
Set the shot glass inside a wide rocks glass, fill the surrounding space with whipped cream, and optionally top with a cherry.

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10   Naked lady

Nøgen dame

  • 2.5 ounces rum I used gold
  • 2.5 ounces sweet vermouth
  • 1 ounce apricot brandy
  • 1 ounce lemon juice freshly squeezed
  • Garnish: 2 lemon wheels thinly sliced

Fill cocktail shaker 1/2 way with ice
Add rum, vermouth, brandy and lemon juice
2.5 ounces rum,2.5 ounces sweet vermouth,1 ounce apricot brandy,1 ounce lemon juice
Cap shaker and shake for 15 seconds
Strain and divide into the martini glasses and float a lemon wheel in each glass
2 lemon wheels
Sip
Smile
Enjoy

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10   Nymphomaniac

Nymfomanisk

  • 1 oz of spiced rum
  • 1/4 oz of coconut rum
  • 1/4 oz of peach schnapps

Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a shot glass.

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10   Orgasm

Orgasme

  • 3 cl Cointreau
  • 3 cl Irish Cream
  • 2 cl Grand Marnier
  • 1 Maraschino cherry

Build all ingredients over ice in an old fashioned glass or shot glass.

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10   Panty dropper

Trusse taber

  • 2 oz raspberry vodka, will still taste great with regular vodka
  • 2 oz blueberry schnapps
  • 2 oz cranberry juice
  • generous scoop of ice
  • orange twist, to garnish

Add ice and your ingredients to a cocktail shaker. Shake for approximately 30-45 seconds

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10   Panty remover

Trusse fjerner

  • 2 fl oz vodka
  • 2 fl oz beer
  • 1 fl oz tequila (I prefer Patron)
  • 1 fl oz lemonade
  • Splash cranberry juice

Fill tall glass with ice.
Pour vodka, beer, and tequila into glass.
Pour lemonade to the top and add splash of cranberry juice.
Garnish with lemon slices and maraschino cherry

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10   Pink pussy

Lyserød fisse

  • 2 cl. CUBA Raspberry
  • 2 cl. BARMIX Grenadine Sirup
  • 2 spsk. Flødeskum
  • Sprite

CUBA Raspberry og grenadine shakes med fløde. Top til sidst med Sprite og pynt med friske hindbær.
En klassiker, der lyder fræk og smager skønt!

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10   Alien Urine Sample

Urinprøve fra udenjordisk væsen

  • 1/2 ounce coconut rum
  • 1/2 ounce melon liqueur
  • 1/2 ounce banana liqueur
  • 2 ounces sweet & sour juice
  • 1/2 ounce peach schnapps
  • 1/2 ounce blue curacao
  • soda water

In a shaker fill with ice and add coconut rum, melon liqueur, banana liqueur, peach schnapps and sweet & sour mix.
Shake it up really good to mix everything together.
Pour everything into a tall glass, add a splash of soda water and blue curaçao.
Enjoy!!!!

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10   Pussy eater

Fisse æder

  • 2 parts Whiskey, Canadian (Crown Royal)
  • 3 parts Schnapps, peach
  • Fill with Orange Juice
  • 1 piece Cherries/Maraschinos
  • 1 slice Pineapple
  • 1 slice Oranges

First put ice in jar, then add 2 parts Crown and 3 parts peach schnapps. Fill rest of the way with OJ, stir togeher. Garnish with cherry, orange, or pineapple.

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10   Pussy juice

Fisse saft

  • 1/2 oz of grenadine syrup
  • 1 tsp of Lime Juice
  • 2-3 oz of Orange Juice
  • 2-3 oz of Pineapple Juice
  • 1 1/2 oz of captain morgan parrot bay coconut rum (alt: coconut rum)

Shake with ice, pour into a highball glass, and serve.

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10   Pussy monster

Monster fisse

  • 1 del Sour Raspberry Pucker – Syrlig, sød og surt hindbær-likør
  • 1 del Energy Drink (Monster) – Vælg din yndlings-smag for en energiboost
  • Hæld Sour Raspberry Pucker i en shot glass.
  • Tilsæt Monster energidrikken ovenpå.
  • Rør let, hvis du vil, at smagene smelter eller efterlader det lagret for sjov!
  • Tag shoten og mærk energien og den surte kick!
  • Pro Tip:
  • Vil du have lidt mere sprudling? Tilsæt en skvæt klunk sodavand for at give det en bubbly kant!
  • Klar til at få din energi i gang med denne?
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10   Pussy on your face

Fisse i fjæset

  • 3/4 oz of banana liqueur
  • 1 oz of melon liqueur
  • 1 oz of sweet and sour mix
  • 1 splash of Orange Juice
  • 1 splash of Pineapple Juice
  • 3/4 oz of Strawberry Vodka

Put icecubes into glass and add melon liqueur first. Add all remaining ingredients except for the orange and pineapple juices....juices are poured in at the end of the process, as in orgasmic experience.

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10   Quick fuck

Hurtigt knald

  • 0,33 oz Kaffe-Likør
  • 0,33 oz Melon-Likør
  • 0,33 oz Irskt Cream

Forbered din shotglas:
Begynd med en ren shotglas for at sikre, at lagene forbliver skelte.
Lager den første likør: Begynd med at hælde 0,33 oz melon-likør i den shotglas. For at skabe en ren lag, hælde den langsomt over spisen bagved eller brug en hælger til at hælde drinks. Melon-likör typisk er tyngre, hvilket gør det til en god basis.
Tilføj den anden likør: Deltag derefter, omhyggeligt lagde 0,33 oz irskt cream over melon-likör med samme teknik. Denne tyngde forskel mellem likørene tillader kaffenikøren at sidde pænt på toppen af melon-likøren uden at blande.
Topp med irskt cream: Tilføj derefter 0,33 oz irskt cream. Irskt cream er lettere og vil flyde over de to andre lag, hvis det hælges langsomt og langsomt.
Servering straks: Server kaffet straks efter lagning for at bevare de skelte lag og sikre den bedste smagsoplevelse.
Nyd din hurtige Fuck Shot!

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10   Strip and go naked (punch)

Strip og vær bar (punch)

  • 30 (12 fluid ounce) cans or bottles Keystone Light beer
  • 1 ¾ liters vodka
  • 2 (12 ounce) cans frozen lemonade concentrate, thawed

In a 4 to 5 gallon sports drink dispenser, combine the light beer, vodka and lemonade concentrate. Stir gently to disperse the lemonade. Put the lid on and serve.

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10   Screaming orgasm

Skrigende orgasme

  • 1.25 oz Vodka
  • 1.25 oz Coffee liqueur - eg. Kalhùa
  • 1.25 oz Amaretto - eg. Disaronno
  • 1.25 oz Irish cream - eg. Baileys
  • 1.25 oz half n half
  • 1.25 oz whole milk

Add all ingredients into your cocktail shaker with plenty of ice.
Shake well for 10 - 15 seconds and strain the drink in a Hurricane glass filled with crushed ice.
Garnish with grated chocolate.

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10   Sex on the bar

Sex på bardisken

  • 2 oz pineapple rum
  • 1/2 oz Triple Sec
  • 1/2 cup cranberry juice
  • 1 splash Piña Colada mix
  • 1/2 cup pineapple juice
  • Ice cubes
  • Pineapple wedge or cherry (for garnish)

Prepare the Glass: Fill a highball or hurricane glass with ice cubes.
Mix the Ingredients: In a cocktail shaker, combine pineapple rum, Triple Sec, cranberry juice, Piña Colada mix, and pineapple juice. Shake Well: Shake vigorously for about 10 seconds until well chilled.
Pour & Serve: Strain the mixture into the prepared glass.
Garnish & Enjoy: Add a pineapple wedge or cherry on top for a beautiful finish. Serve immediately and enjoy!

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10   Sugar daddy

Sukker farmand

  • 1½ oz Baileys Creme Caramel
  • 1½ oz Kahlua
  • 1½ oz Butterscotch Schnapps
  • 1½ oz Half & Half Cream
  • Caramel Syrup

Fill a shaker halfway with ice cubes. Add the first four ingredients to the shaker. Shake the mixture well. Strain the drink into a chilled cocktail glass and drizzle with the caramel syrup.

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10   Sex on the beach

Sex på stranden

  • 4 cl vodka
  • 5 cl tranebærjuice
  • 5 cl ananasjuice
  • 1,5 cl ferskensirup
  • Isterninger
  • Appelskive eller båd til pynt

Hæld isterninger i shakeren.
Tilsæt alle ingredienser i shakeren.
Shake grundigt.
Put isterninger i highball glas
Strain drinken ned i glasset.
Pynt eventuelt med en skive appelsin.

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10   Do me now

Knep mig nu

  • 1 oz 151 proof rum
  • 1.5 oz peach schnapps
  • 2 oz cranberry juice
  • splash of sprite
  • 1 orange spiral

Add the 151 proof rum, peach schnapps and cranberry juice to a shaker half filled with ice.
Shake well and strain into glass.
Top with sprite.
Garnish with an orange spiral.

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10   Lick Me 'Til Ice Scream!

Slik mi til is creme / jeg skriger

  • 2 oz dark crème de cacao
  • 2 oz Frangelico
  • 1/2 oz Kahlua
  • 2 oz half & half cream
  • 2 scoops vanilla ice cream
  • 1 cup crushed ice
  • Maraschino cherry for garnish

Blend the Ingredients: In a blender, combine the dark crème de cacao, Frangelico, Kahlua, half & half cream, vanilla ice cream, and crushed ice.
Blend Until Smooth: Blend until the mixture is completely smooth.
Pour and Garnish: Pour into a hurricane glass and garnish with a maraschino cherry.
Serve and Enjoy: Serve immediately and enjoy this creamy, indulgent treat

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10   Sex with the bartender

Sex med bartenderen

  • 1 splash of grenadine syrup
  • 1 splash of Irish cream
  • 1/2 shot of coconut rum
  • 1/2 shot of Triple Sec
  • 1/2 shot of Lime Juice
  • lemons
  • limes
  • 7-up soda (alt: sprite)

Mix rum, triple sec, lime juice, grenadine and 7-up. Garnish with lemon and lime, then splash irish cream down the middle.

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10   Sexy bitch

Sexet kælling

  • 1 oz Amaretto
  • 1 oz Canadian Whiskey (e.g., Crown Royal)
  • 2 oz Southern Comfort
  • 1 can 7-Up (or to taste)
  • 1 splash Sour Mix
  • Ice
  • Optional: Lemon wedge or cherry for garnish

Fill a highball glass with ice. Pour in the Amaretto, Canadian whiskey, and Southern Comfort.
Add a splash of sour mix.
Top off with 7-Up and stir gently.
Garnish with a lemon wedge or cherry if desired.
Enjoy!

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10   Shaved beaver

Barberet dusk

  • 1.5 oz(45ml) Canadian whiskey
  • 1 oz(30ml) Peach schnapps
  • 4 oz(120ml) Cranberry juice
  • 0.5 oz(15ml) Lime juice

Fill a highball glass with ice.
Pour in the Canadian whiskey, peach schnapps, and lime juice.
Top off with cranberry juice.
Stir well to combine.
Garnish with a lime wheel.

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10   Slippery dick

Glat pik

  • 1 ½ oz Butterscotch Schnapps
  • 2 oz Baileys Irish Cream
  • 3 ½ oz Half and Half Cream
  • Maraschino Cherry (with a long slippery stem for garnish)

Prepare the Glass: Begin by filling a rocks glass with plenty of ice. This forms the perfect cool base for your drink. Pour the Ingredients: Start by adding butterscotch schnapps to the glass, its sweet, warm caramel notes filling the glass. Next, pour in the creamy Baileys Irish Cream, giving the drink a rich and velvety texture. Finally, add the half and half cream, which will give the cocktail a smooth, luxurious finish.
Stir the Drink: Gently stir the mixture, letting the flavors blend together in perfect harmony. As the ingredients mix, you’ll see the drink transform into a creamy, light golden concoction.
Garnish with a Cherry: Add the finishing touch with a maraschino cherry, preferably one with a long slippery stem to add a touch of playfulness and charm. The cherry will sit atop the creamy concoction, ready to be enjoyed. There’s something undeniably decadent about the Slippery Dick cocktail. The sweet combination of butterscotch schnapps and Baileys gives it a smooth, indulgent quality that makes it feel like a treat rather than just a drink. The addition of half and half cream takes this cocktail to a new level of creaminess, turning every sip into an experience. It’s a drink that’s as comforting as it is enjoyable, with a little playful twist thanks to the maraschino cherry garnish.
Imagine yourself at a cozy gathering with friends or at a low-key celebration, when someone orders a round of these delightful cocktails. As the Slippery Dick is served, the room lights up with a mixture of laughter and curiosity. It’s the kind of drink that instantly becomes a conversation starter, with its creamy texture and cheeky name. With every sip, you feel a little more relaxed, a little more indulged, and a lot more in the mood to enjoy the moment.
Whether you're hosting a party or simply relaxing after a long day, the Slippery Dick cocktail always delivers. It’s a reminder that sometimes, the best moments are those spent savoring the little things—like a perfectly crafted drink and the laughter of friends surrounding you. So go ahead, pour yourself a glass, let the sweetness take over, and allow the good times to slip right on in. Cheers!

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10   Slippery nipple

Glatbrystvorte

  • ¾ fluid ounce butterscotch schnapps
  • ¾ fluid ounce Irish cream liqueur

Pour butterscotch schnapps into a shot glass, then top with Irish cream liqueur.

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10   Slow fuck

Langsom knald

  • 1/2 oz of Gin
  • 2 oz of sweet and sour mix
  • 2 oz of Pineapple Juice
  • 1 oz of blue curacao liqueur

Pour blue curacao and gin into an ice-filled old-fashioned glass. Fill with equal parts sweet and sour mix and pineapple juice, and serve.

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10   Sour pussy

Sur fisse

  • 1 1/2 oz of southern comfort peach liqueur (alt: peach liqueur)
  • 2 oz of sweet and sour mix
  • 1 splash of Lemon Juice

Mix over ice.

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10   Strip and go naked

Strip og vær bar

  • 30ml Dry Gin
  • 30ml Vodka
  • 30ml Lime Juice
  • 20ml Orange Juice
  • 150ml Lager Beer
  • 5ml Grenadine

Stir all ingredients over ice until well chilled, then pour unstrained into a double Old Fashioned glass. I’ve garnished with fresh mint; and an orange peel bird flying past a lime wheel sun

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10   Sweet pussy

Sød fisse

  • 1 1/2 oz of black haus blackberry schnapps
  • 1/2 oz of DeKuyper Watermelon Pucker Schnapps
  • 1 splash of Cranberry Juice

Add ingredients to a mixing glass half-filled with ice. Swirl and strain into a large shot glass, and serve.

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10   Set my pussy on fire

Sæt ild til min fisse

  • 1 oz vodka (plain or flavored like citrus or berry)
  • 1 oz blue curaçao
  • 1 oz lemon-lime soda
  • 1 oz sour mix
  • Gummy candies (for garnish)
  • Ice cubes

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice.
Add vodka, blue curaçao, and sour mix. Shake well.
Strain into a glass filled with fresh ice.
Top with lemon-lime soda and stir gently.
Garnish with a skewer of gummy candies.
Serve immediately and enjoy the electric burst of flavor!

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10   Threesome

Trekant

  • 45 ml Calvados / apple brandy / straight applejack
  • 30 ml Triple sec liqueur (40% alc./vol.)
  • 15 ml Aniseed (anise) liqueur
  • 45 ml Pineapple juice

Select and pre-chill a MARTINI GLASS.
Prepare garnish of pineapple wedge.
SHAKE all ingredients with ice.
FINE STRAIN into chilled glass.

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10   Tie me to the bedpost

Bind mig til sengestolpen

  • 1.5 oz Melon liqueur
  • 0.75 oz Citrus vodka
  • 1 oz Coconut rum
  • 1 oz Sweet & sour mix

Fill a glass with ice
Pour in melon liqueur
Pour in citrus vodka
Pour in coconut rum
Pour in sweet & sour mi
x Stir to mix
Garnish with a cherry

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10   Tight snatch

Snæver fisse

  • 20ml Voyage Coconut Rum
  • 20ml Peach Schnapps
  • Splash Cranberry Juice
  • 125ml Pineapple juice
  • Splash of Pineapple Juice
  • 20ml Voyage Spiced Rum

Shake well with ice and pour into a cooled glass.

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10   Porn Star Martini

Porno stjerne martini

  • 1 1/2 ounces vanilla vodka
  • 1/2 ounce passion fruit liqueur (such as Passoã or De Kuyper)
  • 1 ounce passion fruit puree
  • 1/2 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed
  • 1/2 ounce vanilla simple syrup
  • 2 ounces sparkling wine, chilled
  • Garnish: 1/2 passion fruit, fresh

Add all ingredients except sparkling wine into a shaker with ice and shake vigorously until well-chilled.
Strain into a chilled coupe glass.
Garnish with a passion fruit half.
Serve with a sparkling wine sidecar (on the side).

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10   Violent sex

Voldsom sex

  • 1 oz white curaçao
  • 1/2 oz sloe gin
  • Orange juice (to fill halfway)
  • Sour mix (to fill halfway)

Combine Ingredients: Add the white curaçao and sloe gin to a glass.
Fill the Glass: Fill half of the glass with orange juice and the other half with sour mix.
Stir and Serve: Gently stir to mix the ingredients and serve immediately.
Enjoy your vibrant and refreshing cocktail!

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10   Wet crotch

Vådt skridt

  • 30 ml (1 oz) Triple Sec
  • 30 ml (1 oz) Raspberry Liqueur
  • 30 ml (1 oz) Irish Cream Liqueur

Layer the ingredients: Start by pouring the Triple Sec into the shot glass.
Carefully layer the Raspberry Liqueur on top using the back of a spoon to slow the pour and create a distinct layer.
Finally, layer the Irish Cream Liqueur on top using the same spoon technique.
Serve immediately: Enjoy the shot as is, or give it a quick stir before drinking for a mixed flavor.
Flavor Profile:
Triple Sec: Adds a sweet, citrusy orange flavor as the base.
Raspberry Liqueur: Brings a fruity, tangy berry note in the middle layer.
Irish Cream Liqueur: Provides a creamy, smooth finish with hints of vanilla and whiskey.
This shot is perfect for parties or as a fun way to end a meal. The layered effect makes it visually appealing, and the combination of flavors is sure to impress! Cheers!

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10   Wanna fuck?

Vil du kneppe?

  • 2 oz Blue Curacao
  • 1 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
  • 1 1/2 oz Vodka
  • 2 oz Cranberry Juice
  • 1 oz Orange Juice
  • 1 oz Pineapple Juice

STEP 1: MIX THE COCKTAIL
In a cocktail shaker, combine blue curacao, peach schnapps, vodka, cranberry juice, orange juice, and pineapple juice. Fill with ice, then shake thoroughly until well-chilled.
STEP 2: SERVE
Strain the cocktail into a glass filled with fresh ice, allowing the vibrant colors to blend beautifully. Serve immediately and enjoy.
Relish in the Wanna Fuck cocktail, a bold, fruity drink with a refreshing tropical twist!

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10   Wet pussy

Våd fisse

  • 2 cups mixed berry juice (strawberry, raspberry, blueberry)
  • 1 cup orange juice (freshly squeezed)
  • ½ cup lemonade
  • ½ cup club soda or sparkling water
  • ¼ cup honey or simple syrup (optional, for sweetness)
  • 1 cup fresh mixed berries (strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, blackberries)
  • Ice cubes
  • Orange slices (for garnish)
  • Fresh mint sprigs (for garnish)

In a large pitcher, combine berry juice, orange juice, lemonade, and honey (if using). Stir well.
Add fresh berries and ice cubes.
Pour in club soda or sparkling water just before serving for a fizzy effect.
Stir gently and garnish with orange slices and mint sprigs.
Serve immediately and enjoy the refreshing taste of spring!

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10   Wild sex

Vild sex

  • 1/2 oz of peach schnapps
  • 1 oz of Orange Juice
  • 1 oz of Cranberry Juice
  • 1 oz of Pineapple Juice
  • 1/2 oz of Bacardi 151 rum (alt: overproof rum)
  • 1 oz of Malibu coconut rum (alt: coconut rum)
  • 1/2 oz of grenadine syrup

Fill a hurricane glass with ice, pour in malibu, peach schnapps and 151.
Pour juices on top followed by a splash of grenadine.
Use a shaker tin to cover the glass and give a couple of good shakes.

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10   Instant orgasm

Øjeblikkelig orgasme

  • 1 oz Vodka
  • 1 oz Kahlua
  • 1 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
  • 1 oz Amaretto
  • 1 oz Frangelico

!

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10   Fat pussy

Fed fisse

10-12 shots:
  • 1 box (3 oz) strawberry or pink lemonade Jell-O
  • 1 cup boiling water
  • ½ cup vanilla vodka
  • ¼ cup coconut rum
  • ¼ cup cold water
  • Optional: whipped cream + pink sprinkles for that extra tease

Dissolve the Heat: Pour boiling water over Jell-O mix. Stir 'til totally dissolved.
Stir the Sexy: Let it cool just a bit (2–3 mins), then mix in vodka, rum, and cold water.
Pour + Chill: Fill your shot cups or molds. Chill in the fridge for 3–4 hours until set and jiggly.
Garnish + Serve: Top with whipped cream + pink sprinkles
Serve cold, take your shot, and live a little louder

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10   Hello Kitty

Hallo Kitty

  • 1 oz. (30ml) Grapefruit Vodka
  • Lime Juice
  • 1/2 oz. (15ml) Watermelon Pucker
  • 1/4 oz. (7ml) Xrated
  • 1/4 oz. (7ml) Sweet N Sour
  • Lemon Lime Soda
  • 1/4 oz. Maraschino Cherry Juice
  • Watermelon Garnish and Chunks

!

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10   Cream on my pussy

Spunk på min fisse

  • 1.5 oz limoncello
  • 1 oz vanilla vodka
  • 1 oz heavy cream
  • Splash of prosecco
  • Ice
  • arnish: lemon twist or sugared rim

Sugary Seduction (Optional): Rim a martini glass with lemon juice, then dip in sugar for that sweet tease
Shake It Good: In a cocktail shaker, combine: Limoncello, Vanilla vodka, Heavy cream and Ice
Shake until it’s chilled and creamy
Pour the Creamy Magic: Strain into your sugar-rimmed martini glass
Make It Sparkle: Top with a splash of prosecco for that sexy fizz
Final Flirt: Garnish with a lemon twist for a bright finish

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10   Sex With The Manager

Sex med chefen

  • 1 splash Absolut Apeach Vodka
  • 1 shot Captain Morgan Pineapple Rum
  • 1 shot Captain Morgan Mango Rum
  • 1 shot Captain Morgan Passion Fruit Rum
  • 1 splash 7-Up
  • 1 splash Cranberry Juice
  • Orange Juice – to fill
  • Ice – to fill the glass
  • Garnish – orange slice + maraschino cherries

Fill a tall glass (like a hurricane or highball) with ice.

Add:
1 shot each of the flavored rums
A splash of Absolut Apeach
Top off with orange juice.
Add a splash of cranberry juice and a splash of 7-Up on top.
Garnish with colorful fruit – orange slice and cherries work perfectly.

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10   No lick, no fuck

Ingen slik, ingen ****

  • 2 oz coconut rum (or coconut vodka for more bite)
  • 1 oz white crème de cacao
  • 1 oz cream of coconut (Coco López is perfect)
  • 1 oz heavy cream or half & half
  • Ice
  • Optional Garnish: Shredded coconut or white chocolate shavingsOptional Garnish: Shredded coconut or white chocolate shavings

Shake it good: Fill a shaker with ice. Add all ingredients: coconut rum, crème de cacao, cream of coconut, and cream. Shake like you mean it for 15–20 seconds.
Make it sexy: Strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a rim of shredded coconut or white chocolate shavings — fluffy, snowy, and seductive.
Sip like you’re in control.
Smooth, silky, and impossible to forget.

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10   F*ck me now

Bol mig nu

Nok til 8 portioner.
  • 2 cups grape juice, chilled
  • 2 cups lemon-lime soda (Sprite/7UP)
  • 1 cup pineapple juice
  • 1 cup vodka (optional)
  • ½ cup blue curaçao
  • ½ cup grenadine (optional – for the eerie swirl)
  • Dry ice (optional – for bubbling effect)
  • Gummy worms or orange slices for garnish

Mix the magic: In a large punch bowl or cauldron, combine grape juice, soda, pineapple juice, vodka, and blue curaçao. Stir gently. Add the drama: Slowly pour in grenadine — it’ll swirl and sink, giving a creepy layered effect. Don’t stir too much if you want that haunted look.
Bring the thrill: Toss in a small chunk of food-safe dry ice for an eerie, bubbling cauldron effect (do NOT touch or ingest dry ice!).
Garnish with danger: Add gummy worms draped over the sides or orange slices floating on top for that wicked vibe.
Serve chilled: Use clear cups to show off the ghostly purple hue and swirling layers.

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10   Squeeze my tit

Klem min babs

  • 1½ oz Malibu coconut rum
  • 1 oz banana liqueur
  • 1 oz vanilla vodka
  • 2 oz pineapple juice
  • 1 oz orange juice
  • Optional: Splash of lemon-lime soda for some extra fizz
  • Ice
  • Garnish: Banana slice or yellow candy for fun

Ice It: Fill that shaker with ice and get ready to play.
Mix the Mischief: Pour in Malibu, banana liqueur, vanilla vodka, pineapple juice, and orange juice. Shake it like someone just yelled "Spring Break!"
Serve the Sass: Strain into a glass filled with ice. Add a splash of lemon-lime soda if you like a little sparkle. Garnish with a cheeky banana slice or candy on the rim

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10    Invite me to f*ck

Inviter mig til at bolle

  • 1½ oz vanilla vodka
  • 1 oz blue curaçao
  • ½ oz white crème de cacao
  • 1 oz cream or half & half
  • Optional: splash of simple syrup (if you're feelin' sweet)
  • Ice
  • Garnish: blue sugar rim 💎 or whipped cream + blue sprinkles

Set the Mood: Rim your martini glass with blue sugar using simple syrup (totally optional, but totally worth it).
Shake It Up: Fill a shaker with ice. Add vodka, blue curaçao, crème de cacao, and cream. Shake it like you mean it for 15 seconds until frothy.
Serve the Seduction: Strain into your glass. Top with whipped cream and blue sprinkles for that irresistible finish

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10   Cum in my ass

Sperm i min mås

  • 2 oz coconut rum
  • 1 oz blue curaçao
  • 2 oz pineapple juice
  • 2 oz lemon-lime soda
  • 1/2 oz fresh lime juice
  • Ice
  • Optional Garnishes:
  • Pineapple wedge
  • Lime wheel

Mix: In a shaker or glass, combine coconut rum, blue curaçao, pineapple juice, lime juice, and ice. Stir gently until chilled.
Serve: Pour into a glass over fresh ice and top with lemon-lime soda.
Garnish: Add a pineapple wedge or lime wheel for a vibrant tropical presentation

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10   Lick my stick

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10   Creamy oral orgasm

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10   Pain in the ass

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10   Better than sex

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10   Viking's testicles

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10   Fuck me in all positions

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10   Ankles in the air

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10   Kiss my p*ssy

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10   Liquid viagra

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10   Set her clit on fire

Sæt ild til hendes klit

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10   My pussy needs you

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10   Lick a horny witch

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10   Dirty wh*re bath water

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10   Climax

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10   Dirty girl scout

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10   Deep throat

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10   Toilet water

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10   Ass on your face

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10   Walk of shame

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10   Hanjaab

Håndarbejde

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10   Just fu*ck, don't talk

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10   One night stand

Engangsknald

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10   Santa in the sack

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10   Strawberry seduction shot

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10   Wampire's bite

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10   Dirty swinger

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10   Strawberry stripper

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10   Thundercunt

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10   Dirty banana

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